🔥 Your Brain Called—It Wants a Refund.

Built for brains that overthink, self-sabotage, and secretly crave a system.

This isn’t a brand. It’s a psychological experiment with a user interface.

📚 Part memoir.
🧠 Part cognitive lab.
💻 Part AI-powered meltdown machine.

No self-help fluff. No productivity porn.

Just dark humor, recursive behavior loops, and tools that hit a little too close to home.

Whether you came for the books, the blog, the meltdown-powered OS, or a 1:1 cognitive autopsy — you’re already in the system.

You thought you were browsing.
You’re being studied.

📖 What If I’m the Problem? – A Chaotic Reality Check
🌀 I Built the Machine So I’d Stop Planning the Exit

💀 PhD in WTF: AI & Neuroscience Edition

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📌 Who Wrote These? And Should You Be Concerned?

I’m Pierre Cerchiaro. I write things that make people laugh, overthink, and occasionally stare at the ceiling questioning their life choices.

I blend neuroscience, AI, and human pattern research—basically, why we’re all our own worst enemies. I got into this field because I couldn’t understand my own brain—so now I reverse-engineer everyone else’s.

These books? Part experiment, part psychological trap—entirely designed to mess with your self-awareness.

I’m also an indie author—Saint-Exupéry with sass, serotonin debt, and sharper memes. No publisher yet… but they’ll come crawling.

And when I’m not writing? I build AI-powered personal operating systems for fun. Sometimes I even run 1:1 sessions where I dissect people’s toxic patterns like they’re puzzles—because, honestly, it’s deeply satisfying.

📸 Follow me on Instagram for more neuroscience made fun: @iamxiaoming1707

(Psychological tricks to protect yourself… or use? Do what you will with the knowledge.)

🧠 My Breakdown File

🧠 Post-Op: Nervous System Edition

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🚨 Get the Books. Enter the Lab. Survive the Spiral.