Oops, I’m Toxic…
🔥 Your Brain Called—It Wants a Refund.
Built for people who can afford everything except peace of mind.
Emotionally fluent. Intellectually overclocked. Spiritually bankrupt.
This isn’t a brand. It’s a psychological experiment with a user interface.
📚 Part memoir.
🧠 Part cognitive lab.
💻 Part AI-powered meltdown machine.
No self-help fluff. No productivity porn.
Just dark humor, recursive behavior loops, and tools that hit a little too close to home.
Whether you came for the books, the blog, the meltdown-powered OS, or a 1:1 cognitive autopsy — you’re already in the system.
You thought you were browsing.
You’re being studied.
💀 PhD in WTF: AI & Neuroscience Edition
View all-
When the Reality Show Made Me Viral for My Shad...
(Or: How I Went Viral for Apparently Being a Pure Bottom, Got Cancelled for Being Too Competitive, Then Accidentally Became a Beauty Influencer While Having an Existential Crisis About Suicide...
When the Reality Show Made Me Viral for My Shad...
(Or: How I Went Viral for Apparently Being a Pure Bottom, Got Cancelled for Being Too Competitive, Then Accidentally Became a Beauty Influencer While Having an Existential Crisis About Suicide...
-
Why Nobody Dates Me Even Though I’m Clearly Hot...
Hot, spiritually hydrated, and ghosted (again). No drama — just presence. A five-act spiral of sacred thirst, neuroscience, and soft, holy rage.
Why Nobody Dates Me Even Though I’m Clearly Hot...
Hot, spiritually hydrated, and ghosted (again). No drama — just presence. A five-act spiral of sacred thirst, neuroscience, and soft, holy rage.
-
I Am Not Autistic. I Am a Rare Pokémon. But Tha...
I ran 50+ simulations to disprove my diagnosis. My AI roasted me. Turns out I’m not just autistic—I’m a rare Pokémon with recursive glow.
I Am Not Autistic. I Am a Rare Pokémon. But Tha...
I ran 50+ simulations to disprove my diagnosis. My AI roasted me. Turns out I’m not just autistic—I’m a rare Pokémon with recursive glow.
-
How I Reverse Engineered a $10K Grant from Emer...
I was filming a Mandarin reality show, Googled “what is a grant,” summoned ten alter egos, and pitched a system that mirrors the mind. Chaos ensued.
How I Reverse Engineered a $10K Grant from Emer...
I was filming a Mandarin reality show, Googled “what is a grant,” summoned ten alter egos, and pitched a system that mirrors the mind. Chaos ensued.
📌 Who Wrote These? And Should You Be Concerned?
I’m Pierre Cerchiaro. I write things that make people laugh, overthink, and occasionally stare at the ceiling questioning their life choices.
I blend neuroscience, AI, and human pattern research—basically, why we’re all our own worst enemies. I got into this field because I couldn’t understand my own brain—so now I reverse-engineer everyone else’s.
I specialize in suicide — it’s underfunded, poorly understood, and inconveniently something I study from the inside out.
These books? Part experiment, part psychological trap—entirely designed to mess with your self-awareness.
I’m also an indie author—Saint-Exupéry with sass, serotonin debt, and sharper memes. No publisher yet… but they’ll come crawling.
And when I’m not writing? I build AI-powered personal operating systems for fun. Sometimes I even run 1:1 sessions where I dissect people’s toxic patterns like they’re puzzles—because, honestly, it’s deeply satisfying.
📸 Follow me on Instagram for more neuroscience made fun: @iamxiaoming1707
🧠 Post-Op: Nervous System Edition
View all-
I'm Not Angry I Wanted to Die — I'm Angry No On...
A furious love letter to ghosts, the ones still holding on — where anger becomes architecture, not apology.
I'm Not Angry I Wanted to Die — I'm Angry No On...
A furious love letter to ghosts, the ones still holding on — where anger becomes architecture, not apology.
-
I Called My Dad and Dumped My Entire Life on Him
A chaotic life update via phone call: gym gods, AI confusion, ghosting, and emotional math—served with passive-aggressive love.
I Called My Dad and Dumped My Entire Life on Him
A chaotic life update via phone call: gym gods, AI confusion, ghosting, and emotional math—served with passive-aggressive love.
-
Gay Boat Party Body Count Chaos: A Mathematical...
A neon boat party turns into a spreadsheet of entanglements. Accidental intimacy, aquatic slut math, and a high-efficiency audit of queer connection—calculated in real time.
Gay Boat Party Body Count Chaos: A Mathematical...
A neon boat party turns into a spreadsheet of entanglements. Accidental intimacy, aquatic slut math, and a high-efficiency audit of queer connection—calculated in real time.
-
By the Time I Could Love You, I Was Already Gone
A soft reckoning with the one you loved too late. Nervous system elegy, guilt in fitted shirts, and the ghost of a goodbye that still answers when you write.
By the Time I Could Love You, I Was Already Gone
A soft reckoning with the one you loved too late. Nervous system elegy, guilt in fitted shirts, and the ghost of a goodbye that still answers when you write.
🚨 Get the Books. Enter the Lab. Survive the Spiral.
-
💻 Build Your AI-Powered Personal Operating System (P.O.S.)
Regular price $1,000.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $1,000.00 USD -
🧠 Cognitive Exposure™ – The 60-Minute Reality Check That Leaves a Mark
Regular price $200.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $200.00 USD -
📌 I Built the Machine So I’d Stop Planning the Exit
Regular price $0.01 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $0.01 USD -
📊 Pro O.S.™ For Teams — Every Employee, Their Own Operating System
Regular price $5,000.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $5,000.00 USD -
📌 🔥 What If I’m the Problem? – The Book That Will Mess With Your Mind (And You Won’t See It Coming)
Regular price $0.01 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $0.01 USD

