🔥 Welcome to Oops I’m Toxic – Where Self-Awareness Gets Real

Built for brains that overthink, self-sabotage, and secretly crave a system.

This isn’t a brand. It’s a psychological experiment with a user interface.

📚 Part memoir.
🧠 Part cognitive lab.
💻 Part AI-powered meltdown machine.

No self-help fluff. No productivity porn.

Just dark humor, recursive behavior loops, and tools that hit a little too close to home.

Whether you’re here for the book, the blog, or a 1:1 system dissection— you’re already in it.

You thought you were browsing.
You’re being studied.

📖 What If I’m the Problem? – A Chaotic Reality Check

📰 Read What the (Totally Real) Media is Saying

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📌 Who Wrote This? And Should You Be Concerned?

Hey, I’m Pierre. I write things that make people laugh, overthink, and occasionally stare at the ceiling questioning their life choices.

I’m a cognitive scientist & PhD researcher studying AI, neuroscience, and why humans (including me) are their own worst enemies. Basically, I got into this field because I couldn’t understand my own brain—so now I study everyone else’s.

This book? Part experiment, part psychological trap—entirely designed to mess with your self-awareness.

I’m also an indie author, meaning no publisher—just caffeine, questionable decisions, and an obsession with figuring out how brains work.

And when I’m not writing? I build AI-powered personal operating systems for fun. Sometimes I even run 1:1 sessions where I dissect people’s toxic patterns like they’re puzzles—because, honestly, it’s deeply satisfying.

📸 Follow me on Instagram for more neuroscience made fun: @iamxiaoming1707

(Psychological tricks to protect yourself… or use? Do what you will with the knowledge.)

Learn More About Me

💀 PhD in WTF: AI & Neuroscience Edition

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🚨 Get the Book. Enter the Lab. Survive the Spiral.