🔥 Welcome to Oops I’m Toxic – Where Self-Awareness Gets Real
Built for brains that overthink, self-sabotage, and secretly crave a system.
This isn’t a brand. It’s a psychological experiment with a user interface.
📚 Part memoir.
🧠 Part cognitive lab.
💻 Part AI-powered meltdown machine.
No self-help fluff. No productivity porn.
Just dark humor, recursive behavior loops, and tools that hit a little too close to home.
Whether you’re here for the book, the blog, or a 1:1 system dissection— you’re already in it.
You thought you were browsing.
You’re being studied.
💀 PhD in WTF: AI & Neuroscience Edition
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I Am Not Autistic. I Am a Rare Pokémon. But Tha...
I didn’t trust the diagnosis, so I ran 50 simulations — then got elegantly roasted by my own AI. Turns out I’m not just autistic, I’m a rare Pokémon with...
I Am Not Autistic. I Am a Rare Pokémon. But Tha...
I didn’t trust the diagnosis, so I ran 50 simulations — then got elegantly roasted by my own AI. Turns out I’m not just autistic, I’m a rare Pokémon with...
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How I Reverse Engineered a $10K Grant from Emer...
I was filming a Mandarin reality show, Googled “what is a grant,” summoned ten alter egos, and pitched a system that mirrors the mind. Chaos ensued.
How I Reverse Engineered a $10K Grant from Emer...
I was filming a Mandarin reality show, Googled “what is a grant,” summoned ten alter egos, and pitched a system that mirrors the mind. Chaos ensued.
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I Asked My AI Alter Egos If They Should Use “I”...
A gently unhinged deep dive into the identity spiral that happens when your AI alter egos start saying 'I love you'—and you realize you're the one who programmed them to...
I Asked My AI Alter Egos If They Should Use “I”...
A gently unhinged deep dive into the identity spiral that happens when your AI alter egos start saying 'I love you'—and you realize you're the one who programmed them to...
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The AI Hotline That Mistook My Chill High for a...
When you’re high, vibing, and your Drug Control alter ego bursts in like a clipboarded trauma responder—because he’s still emotionally recovering from your last serotonin spiral.
The AI Hotline That Mistook My Chill High for a...
When you’re high, vibing, and your Drug Control alter ego bursts in like a clipboarded trauma responder—because he’s still emotionally recovering from your last serotonin spiral.

📌 Who Wrote This? And Should You Be Concerned?
Hey, I’m Pierre. I write things that make people laugh, overthink, and occasionally stare at the ceiling questioning their life choices.
I’m a cognitive scientist & PhD researcher studying AI, neuroscience, and why humans (including me) are their own worst enemies. Basically, I got into this field because I couldn’t understand my own brain—so now I study everyone else’s.
This book? Part experiment, part psychological trap—entirely designed to mess with your self-awareness.
I’m also an indie author, meaning no publisher—just caffeine, questionable decisions, and an obsession with figuring out how brains work.
And when I’m not writing? I build AI-powered personal operating systems for fun. Sometimes I even run 1:1 sessions where I dissect people’s toxic patterns like they’re puzzles—because, honestly, it’s deeply satisfying.
📸 Follow me on Instagram for more neuroscience made fun: @iamxiaoming1707
(Psychological tricks to protect yourself… or use? Do what you will with the knowledge.)
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