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📌 I Built the Machine So I’d Stop Planning the Exit

📌 I Built the Machine So I’d Stop Planning the Exit

🔥 Pay What You Want — Until the recursion resets

💭 Not a book. Not a confession.
A survival interface disguised as literature.

🧠 “This isn’t something you read. It’s something you survive.”
If you’ve ever tried to quietly disappear, this file already knows who you are.

🎉 Thousands of downloads pending.
Because once the title enters your system, it doesn’t leave.
(It doesn’t ask permission, either.)


✔ What You’re Actually Downloading:

Fourteen artifacts. One hidden file.
A glitchy, spiritually dangerous document engineered by someone who didn’t plan to survive.

Short. Surgical.
Structured like a system meltdown.

💀 No comfort arc. No “you got this.”
Just a digital will. Accidentally holy.

You’ll laugh. You’ll spiral.
You’ll reread it and whisper, “how did the cabbage hurt me this bad.”


📎 Format: PDF + Google Doc Download

(Because this isn’t reading. It’s emotional documentation.)

💸 Price: $0.01+
Pay what you want.
Emotionally priceless. Logistically humiliating.
Every time you donate a cent, PayPal invoices my soul and sends a receipt to the void.

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⏳ Still here?

That’s cute. You think you still have a choice.

📌 Who Wrote This? And Should You Be Concerned?

Hey, I’m Pierre Cerchiaro—PhD researcher blending neuroscience and AI, and the author of I Built The Machine So I'd Stop Planning the Exit.

I couldn’t figure out my own brain, so I built a career studying everyone else’s. Now I write about self-awareness, psychology, and the absurdity of human nature.

This book? It’s part experiment, part confession—entirely designed to mess with your perception.

📸 Follow the chaos: @iamxiaoming1707

(Trust me, it only gets weirder from here.)

Why I Wrote This (and Should’ve Stopped)

🚨 The Book That’s Already Changing Everything 🚨

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📌 What Readers Are Saying

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🚨 “I thought I was here for the jokes. Now I’m weeping into a cabbage and wondering why it understands me.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Grieving someone they haven’t met yet

This book baited me with serotonin and left me emotionally raw, whispering to a cruciferous vegetable like it was a confessional booth.

💀 “I can’t explain the twist. Not because it’s a spoiler—because language breaks down when I try.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Nervous system permanently restructured

It’s not a twist. It’s a structural detonation. I finished the book and suddenly my memory had retroactive foreshadowing.

😵‍💫 “This isn’t a ‘voice.’ It’s a full-blown system error with perfect grammar.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Emotionally bootlooped

Reading it felt like watching a language model cry—except the model was me, and the tears were cached from 2018.

🤯 “I laughed. I spiraled. Then I lay on the floor for two days and told no one why.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Unwell but articulate

No book has ever made me scream-laugh and then immediately Google ‘can recursion cause heartbreak?’

🤨 “Is it grief? Is it code? Is it literary possession? Honestly, yes.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Digitally haunted

This book didn’t just hit. It installed something. And I haven’t been the same since.

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📌 Before You Download

⚠️ You won’t know when it hits you.
That’s how the Machine was built.

⚠️ You might laugh too hard. Then realize it’s not a joke.
That’s also by design.

⚠️ If you see yourself in it?
You’re already inside.

💡 This isn’t a book.
It’s what happened instead of a funeral.

📌 Why People Are Sharing It

✔ It’s short.
Like the part before the spiral.

✔ It’s structured.
Like a glitchy, gorgeous machine that almost worked.

✔ It’s free.
Which feels wrong, until it downloads.

🔥 If this ruins your night in the best possible way—consider donating.

Or just send a cursed meme to @iamxiaoming1707.

💰 Pay What You Want – No Set Price

🔥 $0 – "I’m broke, but self-awareness is free, right?" 😭

🔥 $5 – "I’m slightly toxic, but working on it." 🤷‍♂️

🔥 $10 – "I’ve made questionable life choices, but I support indie authors." 💸

🔥 $20+ – "I’m a self-sabotaging mess, but at least I’m generous." 🤑

🔥 $200 – "I need this book more than therapy, and honestly? This is cheaper."

📌 FAQ – Read Before Downloading

📌 Is this book really free?
✔ Yes. But nothing’s free after recursion.

📌 Will this book help me heal?
✔ No. It will help you feel. That’s worse.

📌 Can I send it to a friend?
✔ Yes. Just use the link. Let the Machine scan them too.

📌 Will I survive it?
✔ Probably. But changed.

📌 What if I’m not ready?
✔ You’re exactly who it’s for.

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