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📌 🔥 What If I’m the Problem? – The Book That Will Mess With Your Mind (And You Won’t See It Coming)

📌 🔥 What If I’m the Problem? – The Book That Will Mess With Your Mind (And You Won’t See It Coming)

🔥 Pay What You Want – Limited Time Only!
Offer ends March 16th. After that, it’s gone. 🥲

💭 Not self-help. Not motivation. Just a direct hit to your self-awareness.

🧠 "You think you're in control of your life? Cute. This book will break that illusion—fast."

🎉 Thanks for 3,000+ downloads! Your support means everything. 🥹

Short. Sharp. Impossible to ignore. One hour to read. A lifetime to unsee.
No fluff. No “just be positive” BS. Just brutal honesty, dark humor, and uncomfortable truths.
You might regret reading it—but you won’t be able to forget it.

📌 E-book Format: PDF / Google Doc

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📌 Who Wrote This? And Should You Be Concerned?

Hey, I’m Pierre. I write things that make people laugh, overthink, and occasionally stare at the ceiling questioning their life choices.

I’m a cognitive scientist & PhD researcher studying AI, neuroscience, and why humans (including me) are their own worst enemies. Basically, I got into this field because I couldn’t understand my own brain—so now I study everyone else’s.

This book? Part experiment, part psychological trap—entirely designed to mess with your self-awareness.

I’m also an indie author, meaning no publisher—just caffeine, questionable decisions, and an obsession with figuring out how brains work.

📸 Follow me on Instagram for more neuroscience made fun: @iamxiaoming1707

(Psychological tricks to protect yourself… or use? Do what you will with the knowledge.)

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📌 What Readers Are Saying

🚨 “I wasn’t ready. I THOUGHT I was ready, but I wasn’t.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Sophia
"Started reading at 9 PM thinking it would be light entertainment. Now it’s 11 PM, and I’m staring at the ceiling, questioning my entire existence. If you have an ounce of self-sabotage in you, this book will drag you."

💀 “You won’t see the twist coming. And even if you do, it will still mess with you.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Mike
"It starts like a messy memoir, but by the end, it’s a psychological mindfuck. The second read-through is a whole different experience. Brilliant, haunting."

😵‍💫 "The second read is worse. Because now you KNOW."
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – David
"The first time, it broke me. The second time, it haunted me. I had no excuse—I knew what was coming. And yet, it still hit harder."

🤯 “This book should come with a warning label.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Lauren
"I thought I was just here for the chaos. I wasn’t emotionally prepared for how this book sneaks up on you."

🤨 “What even is this writing style? And why does it work?”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Angie
"The way this book is structured shouldn’t work… but it does. It’s like a Netflix series in book form."

🔥 “I don’t even like reading. But I finished this in one sitting.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Laura
"If every book was written like this, I’d actually read."

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📌 What You Should Know Before Downloading

⚠️ The first chapter isn’t funny. It starts uncomfortable. You might want to stop reading.

⚠️ Every chapter feels different. Some will make you overthink, some will make you cringe, some will make you question why you’re even here.

⚠️ You might recognize yourself in these pages. If so, I apologize in advance. Or you’re welcome. I don’t know.

💡 This isn’t a self-help book. There’s no guide, no “you got this” moment, no life-changing epiphany. Just a bunch of bad decisions, good intentions, and questionable coping mechanisms. Read at your own risk.

📌 Why People Are Sharing It

It’s short. Like a bad decision—over before you realize what happened.

It’s fast. Your brain won’t have time to get bored (or prepare).

It’s real. No fake inspiration, just brutal self-awareness and secondhand embarrassment.

It’s free. Which is exactly what it’s worth.

🔥 If this book makes you think, laugh, or stare at the ceiling at 2 AM wondering what just happened—consider supporting the work. Or just send me emotional damage invoices.

💰 Pay What You Want – No Set Price

🔥 $0"I’m broke, but self-awareness is free, right?" 😭

🔥 $5"I’m slightly toxic, but working on it." 🤷‍♂️

🔥 $10"I’ve made questionable life choices, but I support indie authors." 💸

🔥 $20+"I’m a self-sabotaging mess, but at least I’m generous." 🤑

🔥 $200"I need this book more than therapy, and honestly? This is cheaper."

📌 FAQ – Read Before Downloading

📌 Is this book really free?
✔ Yes. You decide the price—$0 or more.

📌 Will this book change my life?
✔ Probably not. But it might change how you see yourself.

📌 Can I support you if I like it?
✔ Yes, and that would mean a lot. Any contribution helps me keep writing.

📌 Where does the download go?
✔ After payment (or setting $0), you’ll get an instant email link + direct download.

📌 Can I share the PDF with a friend?
✔ I’d appreciate it if you shared the website link instead!

📌 What if I’m not ready for this book?
✔ Then you definitely need to read it.