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📌 🔥 What If I’m the Problem? – The Book That Will Mess With Your Mind (And You Won’t See It Coming)

📌 🔥 What If I’m the Problem? – The Book That Will Mess With Your Mind (And You Won’t See It Coming)

🔥 Pay What You Want – For a Limited Time Only

💭 Not self-help. Not motivation.
Just a psychological trigger wrapped in a meltdown.

🧠 “You think you’re in control of your life? Cute.”
This book will break that illusion—fast.

🎉 Over 3,500 downloads and counting.
Every click = someone else questioning their entire personality.


What You’re Actually Downloading:

One hour to read. A lifetime to unsee.

Short. Sharp. Designed to detonate.

No fluff. No “just be positive” BS.
Just emotional wreckage disguised as humor.

You might regret reading it— but you won’t forget it.

 

📎 Format: Instant access via PDF & Google Doc
(Because this isn’t a book. It’s a file you weren’t meant to open.)

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⏳ Still here? That’s cute. Just remember—this file doesn’t get less unhinged the longer you wait.

📌 Who Wrote This? And Should You Be Concerned?

Hey, I’m Pierre—PhD researcher in neuroscience, cognitive scientist, and the author of What If I’m the Problem?

I couldn’t figure out my own brain, so I built a career studying everyone else’s. Now I write about self-awareness, psychology, and the absurdity of human nature.

This book? It’s part experiment, part confession—entirely designed to mess with your perception.

📸 Follow the chaos: @iamxiaoming1707

(Trust me, it only gets weirder from here.)

Why I Wrote This (and Should’ve Stopped)

📌 What Readers Are Saying

🚨 “I wasn’t ready. I THOUGHT I was ready, but I wasn’t.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Sophia
"Started reading at 9 PM thinking it would be light entertainment. Now it’s 11 PM, and I’m staring at the ceiling, questioning my entire existence. If you have an ounce of self-sabotage in you, this book will drag you."

💀 “You won’t see the twist coming. And even if you do, it will still mess with you.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Mike
"It starts like a messy memoir, but by the end, it’s a psychological mindfuck. The second read-through is a whole different experience. Brilliant, haunting."

😵‍💫 "The second read is worse. Because now you KNOW."
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – David
"The first time, it broke me. The second time, it haunted me. I had no excuse—I knew what was coming. And yet, it still hit harder."

🤯 “This book should come with a warning label.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Lauren
"I thought I was just here for the chaos. I wasn’t emotionally prepared for how this book sneaks up on you."

🤨 “What even is this writing style? And why does it work?”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Angie
"The way this book is structured shouldn’t work… but it does. It’s like a Netflix series in book form."

🔥 “I don’t even like reading. But I finished this in one sitting.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Laura
"If every book was written like this, I’d actually read."

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📌 What You Should Know Before Downloading

⚠️ The first chapter isn’t funny.
It starts uncomfortable.
You might want to stop reading. That’s normal.

⚠️ Every chapter feels different.
Some will make you overthink.
Some will make you cringe.
Some will make you wonder why you’re still here.

⚠️ You might recognize yourself in these pages.
If that happens—
I’m sorry. Or you’re welcome. I honestly don’t know anymore.

💡 This is not a self-help book.
No guide.
No “you got this” moment.
No cinematic healing montage.
Just a pile of bad decisions, good intentions, and emotionally expensive observations.

Read at your own risk.

📌 Why People Are Sharing It

It’s short.
Like a bad decision—over before you realize what happened.

It’s fast.
Your brain won’t have time to get bored. Or prepare.

It’s real.
No fake inspiration. Just brutal self-awareness and secondhand embarrassment.

It’s free.
Which is exactly what it’s worth. (Until it hits you. Then it’s priceless. Or traumatic.)

🔥 If this book makes you laugh, spiral, or stare at the ceiling at 2 AM wondering what just happened— consider supporting the work.

Or just send me an emotional damage invoice.

💰 Pay What You Want – No Set Price

🔥 $0"I’m broke, but self-awareness is free, right?" 😭

🔥 $5"I’m slightly toxic, but working on it." 🤷‍♂️

🔥 $10"I’ve made questionable life choices, but I support indie authors." 💸

🔥 $20+"I’m a self-sabotaging mess, but at least I’m generous." 🤑

🔥 $200"I need this book more than therapy, and honestly? This is cheaper."

📌 FAQ – Read Before Downloading

📌 Is this book really free?
✔ Yes. You decide the price—$0 or more.

📌 Will this book change my life?
✔ Probably not. But it might change how you see yourself.

📌 Can I support you if I like it?
✔ Yes, and that would mean a lot. Any contribution helps me keep writing.

📌 Where does the download go?
✔ After payment (or setting $0), you’ll get an instant email link + direct download.

📌 Can I share the PDF with a friend?
✔ I’d appreciate it if you shared the website link instead!

📌 What if I’m not ready for this book?
✔ Then you definitely need to read it.