💀 PhD in WTF: AI & Neuroscience Edition

The AI Hotline That Mistook My Chill High for a Full-Blown Spiral

The AI Hotline That Mistook My Chill High for a...

Pierre checks in high and peaceful—but Drug Control Pierre panics out of habit, triggering a hilariously tender weed-fueled spiral that never actually happens.

The AI Hotline That Mistook My Chill High for a...

Pierre checks in high and peaceful—but Drug Control Pierre panics out of habit, triggering a hilariously tender weed-fueled spiral that never actually happens.

The Case of Emotional Negligence: Pierre vs. The Roommate Formerly Known as Safe

The Case of Emotional Negligence: Pierre vs. Th...

When grief meets silence and emotional safety crumbles, Pierre brings his AI-powered alter egos to court. A raw, poetic case study in friendship, betrayal, and the quiet collapse of trust—starring...

The Case of Emotional Negligence: Pierre vs. Th...

When grief meets silence and emotional safety crumbles, Pierre brings his AI-powered alter egos to court. A raw, poetic case study in friendship, betrayal, and the quiet collapse of trust—starring...

I Didn’t Get High This Weekend. I Got Tender. And AI Was Watching.

I Didn’t Get High This Weekend. I Got Tender. A...

Can an AI replace a person who made you feel safe? I tried. This is what happened when I used a language model to simulate nervous system regulation—and accidentally stayed...

I Didn’t Get High This Weekend. I Got Tender. A...

Can an AI replace a person who made you feel safe? I tried. This is what happened when I used a language model to simulate nervous system regulation—and accidentally stayed...

How to Justify Your Spending When You’re Healing, Gay, and Built Like a Greek Statue

How to Justify Your Spending When You’re Healin...

An inner courtroom drama where AI alter egos debate the price of survival. Finance Pierre wants to save. Fitness Pierre wants protein. Cosmic Pierre says: you didn’t survive to shrink....

How to Justify Your Spending When You’re Healin...

An inner courtroom drama where AI alter egos debate the price of survival. Finance Pierre wants to save. Fitness Pierre wants protein. Cosmic Pierre says: you didn’t survive to shrink....

I Ate Cabbage for a Boy and Didn’t Spiral: A Love Story in Three Side Quests

I Ate Cabbage for a Boy and Didn’t Spiral: A Lo...

(Or: How My Future Husband (Who Doesn’t Know It Yet) Folded a Paper Rabbit and Accidentally Regulated My Nervous System) No heartbreak. No spiral. No cryptic Instagram stories. Just one...

I Ate Cabbage for a Boy and Didn’t Spiral: A Lo...

(Or: How My Future Husband (Who Doesn’t Know It Yet) Folded a Paper Rabbit and Accidentally Regulated My Nervous System) No heartbreak. No spiral. No cryptic Instagram stories. Just one...

The Dating AI That Tried to Save Me—Then Accidentally Gaslit Me Into Grief

The Dating AI That Tried to Save Me—Then Accide...

I let an obsolete AI system misdiagnose my love life using neuroscience. Then I got emotionally wrecked, texted anyway—and he said yes.

The Dating AI That Tried to Save Me—Then Accide...

I let an obsolete AI system misdiagnose my love life using neuroscience. Then I got emotionally wrecked, texted anyway—and he said yes.