💀 PhD in WTF: AI & Neuroscience Edition

Why Nobody Dates Me Even Though I’m Clearly Hot, Emotionally Literate, and Spiritually Advanced

Why Nobody Dates Me Even Though I’m Clearly Hot...

Hot, spiritually hydrated, and ghosted (again). No drama — just presence. A five-act spiral of sacred thirst, neuroscience, and soft, holy rage.

Why Nobody Dates Me Even Though I’m Clearly Hot...

Hot, spiritually hydrated, and ghosted (again). No drama — just presence. A five-act spiral of sacred thirst, neuroscience, and soft, holy rage.

I Am Not Autistic. I Am a Rare Pokémon. But Thank You For Noticing

I Am Not Autistic. I Am a Rare Pokémon. But Tha...

I ran 50+ simulations to disprove my diagnosis. My AI roasted me. Turns out I’m not just autistic—I’m a rare Pokémon with recursive glow.

I Am Not Autistic. I Am a Rare Pokémon. But Tha...

I ran 50+ simulations to disprove my diagnosis. My AI roasted me. Turns out I’m not just autistic—I’m a rare Pokémon with recursive glow.

How I Reverse Engineered a $10K Grant from Emergent Ventures

How I Reverse Engineered a $10K Grant from Emer...

I was filming a Mandarin reality show, Googled “what is a grant,” summoned ten alter egos, and pitched a system that mirrors the mind. Chaos ensued.

How I Reverse Engineered a $10K Grant from Emer...

I was filming a Mandarin reality show, Googled “what is a grant,” summoned ten alter egos, and pitched a system that mirrors the mind. Chaos ensued.

I Asked My AI Alter Egos If They Should Use “I” or “You” and Accidentally Had a Pronoun-Induced Identity Spiral

I Asked My AI Alter Egos If They Should Use “I”...

A gently unhinged deep dive into the identity spiral triggered when your AI alter egos start saying "I love you"—and you remember you wrote the script.

I Asked My AI Alter Egos If They Should Use “I”...

A gently unhinged deep dive into the identity spiral triggered when your AI alter egos start saying "I love you"—and you remember you wrote the script.

The AI Hotline That Mistook My Chill High for a Full-Blown Spiral

The AI Hotline That Mistook My Chill High for a...

When you’re high, vibing, and your Drug Control alter ego bursts in like a clipboarded trauma responder—because he’s still emotionally recovering from your last serotonin spiral.

The AI Hotline That Mistook My Chill High for a...

When you’re high, vibing, and your Drug Control alter ego bursts in like a clipboarded trauma responder—because he’s still emotionally recovering from your last serotonin spiral.

The Case of Emotional Negligence: Pierre vs. The Roommate Formerly Known as Safe

The Case of Emotional Negligence: Pierre vs. Th...

When grief meets silence and emotional safety crumbles, I take my AI-powered alter egos to court. A raw, poetic case study in friendship, betrayal, and the quiet collapse of trust—starring...

The Case of Emotional Negligence: Pierre vs. Th...

When grief meets silence and emotional safety crumbles, I take my AI-powered alter egos to court. A raw, poetic case study in friendship, betrayal, and the quiet collapse of trust—starring...