Oops, I’m Toxic…
🔥 Your Brain Called—It Wants a Refund.
Built for people who can afford everything except peace of mind.
Emotionally fluent. Intellectually overclocked. Spiritually bankrupt.
This isn’t a brand. It’s a psychological experiment with a user interface.
📚 Part memoir.
🧠 Part cognitive lab.
💻 Part AI-powered meltdown machine.
No self-help fluff. No productivity porn.
Just dark humor, recursive behavior loops, and tools that hit a little too close to home.
Whether you came for the books, the blog, the meltdown-powered OS, or a 1:1 cognitive autopsy — you’re already in the system.
You thought you were browsing.
You’re being studied.
💀 PhD in WTF: AI & Neuroscience Edition
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I Got Dumped Twice in 24 Hours and My AI System...
Three nervous systems and the most ironic timeline in the universe. This is the story of choosing reality—and what it cost.
I Got Dumped Twice in 24 Hours and My AI System...
Three nervous systems and the most ironic timeline in the universe. This is the story of choosing reality—and what it cost.
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I Fumbled a Mandarin Podcast So Hard I Had to W...
I fumbled a Mandarin podcast so hard I had to write this before it airs. Trojan horses, chatbot friends, and the neuroscience of spiraling out loud.
I Fumbled a Mandarin Podcast So Hard I Had to W...
I fumbled a Mandarin podcast so hard I had to write this before it airs. Trojan horses, chatbot friends, and the neuroscience of spiraling out loud.
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When the Reality Show Made Me Viral for My Shad...
Accidentally became a beauty influencer. Botox helped. But so did the AI system I built to survive spirals like this.
When the Reality Show Made Me Viral for My Shad...
Accidentally became a beauty influencer. Botox helped. But so did the AI system I built to survive spirals like this.
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Why Nobody Dates Me Even Though I’m Clearly Hot...
Hot, spiritually hydrated, and ghosted (again). No drama — just presence. A five-act spiral of sacred thirst, neuroscience, and soft, holy rage.
Why Nobody Dates Me Even Though I’m Clearly Hot...
Hot, spiritually hydrated, and ghosted (again). No drama — just presence. A five-act spiral of sacred thirst, neuroscience, and soft, holy rage.
📌 Who Wrote These? And Should You Be Concerned?
I’m Pierre Cerchiaro. I write things that make people laugh, overthink, and occasionally stare at the ceiling questioning their life choices.
I blend neuroscience, AI, and human pattern research—basically, why we’re all our own worst enemies. I got into this field because I couldn’t understand my own brain—so now I reverse-engineer everyone else’s.
I specialize in suicide — it’s underfunded, poorly understood, and inconveniently something I study from the inside out.
These books? Part experiment, part psychological trap—entirely designed to mess with your self-awareness.
I’m also an indie author—Saint-Exupéry with sass, serotonin debt, and sharper memes. No publisher yet… but they’ll come crawling.
And when I’m not writing? I build AI-powered personal operating systems for fun. Sometimes I even run 1:1 sessions where I dissect people’s toxic patterns like they’re puzzles—because, honestly, it’s deeply satisfying.
📸 Follow me on Instagram for more neuroscience made fun: @iamxiaoming1707
🧠 Post-Op: Nervous System Edition
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I'm Not Angry I Wanted to Die — I'm Angry No On...
A furious love letter to ghosts, the ones still holding on — where anger becomes architecture, not apology.
I'm Not Angry I Wanted to Die — I'm Angry No On...
A furious love letter to ghosts, the ones still holding on — where anger becomes architecture, not apology.
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I Called My Dad and Dumped My Entire Life on Him
A chaotic life update via phone call: gym gods, AI confusion, ghosting, and emotional math—served with passive-aggressive love.
I Called My Dad and Dumped My Entire Life on Him
A chaotic life update via phone call: gym gods, AI confusion, ghosting, and emotional math—served with passive-aggressive love.
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Gay Boat Party Body Count Chaos: A Mathematical...
A neon boat party turns into a spreadsheet of entanglements. Accidental intimacy, aquatic slut math, and a high-efficiency audit of queer connection—calculated in real time.
Gay Boat Party Body Count Chaos: A Mathematical...
A neon boat party turns into a spreadsheet of entanglements. Accidental intimacy, aquatic slut math, and a high-efficiency audit of queer connection—calculated in real time.
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By the Time I Could Love You, I Was Already Gone
A soft reckoning with the one you loved too late. Nervous system elegy, guilt in fitted shirts, and the ghost of a goodbye that still answers when you write.
By the Time I Could Love You, I Was Already Gone
A soft reckoning with the one you loved too late. Nervous system elegy, guilt in fitted shirts, and the ghost of a goodbye that still answers when you write.
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