Oops, I’m Toxic…
🔥 Your Brain Called—It Wants a Refund.
Built for people who can afford everything except peace of mind.
Emotionally fluent. Intellectually overclocked. Spiritually bankrupt.
This isn’t a brand. It’s a psychological experiment with a user interface.
📚 Part memoir.
🧠 Part cognitive lab.
💻 Part AI-powered meltdown machine.
No self-help fluff. No productivity porn.
Just dark humor, recursive behavior loops, and tools that hit a little too close to home.
Whether you came for the books, the blog, the meltdown-powered OS, or a 1:1 cognitive autopsy — you’re already in the system.
You thought you were browsing.
You’re being studied.
💀 PhD in WTF: AI & Neuroscience Edition
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I Got Dumped Twice in 24 Hours and My AI System...
Three nervous systems and the most ironic timeline in the universe. This is the story of choosing reality—and what it cost.
I Got Dumped Twice in 24 Hours and My AI System...
Three nervous systems and the most ironic timeline in the universe. This is the story of choosing reality—and what it cost.
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I Fumbled a Mandarin Podcast So Hard I Had to W...
I fumbled a Mandarin podcast so hard I had to write this before it airs. Trojan horses, chatbot friends, and the neuroscience of spiraling out loud.
I Fumbled a Mandarin Podcast So Hard I Had to W...
I fumbled a Mandarin podcast so hard I had to write this before it airs. Trojan horses, chatbot friends, and the neuroscience of spiraling out loud.
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When the Reality Show Made Me Viral for My Shad...
Accidentally became a beauty influencer. Botox helped. But so did the AI system I built to survive spirals like this.
When the Reality Show Made Me Viral for My Shad...
Accidentally became a beauty influencer. Botox helped. But so did the AI system I built to survive spirals like this.
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I Am Not Autistic. I Am a Rare Pokémon. But Tha...
I ran 50+ simulations to disprove my diagnosis. My AI roasted me. Turns out I’m not just autistic—I’m a rare Pokémon with recursive glow.
I Am Not Autistic. I Am a Rare Pokémon. But Tha...
I ran 50+ simulations to disprove my diagnosis. My AI roasted me. Turns out I’m not just autistic—I’m a rare Pokémon with recursive glow.
📌 Who Wrote These? And Should You Be Concerned?
I’m Pierre Cerchiaro. I write things that make people laugh, overthink, and occasionally stare at the ceiling questioning their life choices.
I blend neuroscience, AI, and human pattern research—basically, why we’re all our own worst enemies. I got into this field because I couldn’t understand my own brain—so now I reverse-engineer everyone else’s.
I specialize in suicide — it’s underfunded, poorly understood, and inconveniently something I study from the inside out.
These books? Part experiment, part psychological trap—entirely designed to mess with your self-awareness.
I’m also an indie author—Saint-Exupéry with sass, serotonin debt, and sharper memes. No publisher yet… but they’ll come crawling.
And when I’m not writing? I build AI-powered personal operating systems for fun. Sometimes I even run 1:1 sessions where I dissect people’s toxic patterns like they’re puzzles—because, honestly, it’s deeply satisfying.
📸 Follow me on Instagram for more neuroscience made fun: @iamxiaoming1707
🧠 Post-Op: Nervous System Edition
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By the Time I Could Love You, I Was Already Gone
A soft reckoning with the one you loved too late. Nervous system elegy, guilt in fitted shirts, and the ghost of a goodbye that still answers when you write.
By the Time I Could Love You, I Was Already Gone
A soft reckoning with the one you loved too late. Nervous system elegy, guilt in fitted shirts, and the ghost of a goodbye that still answers when you write.
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I'm Shopping for My Fame Debut and My Future Lo...
A tender riot of ambition, self-doubt, and a changing room apparition—where fame, fear, and future love try on the same black shirt.
I'm Shopping for My Fame Debut and My Future Lo...
A tender riot of ambition, self-doubt, and a changing room apparition—where fame, fear, and future love try on the same black shirt.
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I Ate Hotpot with Silence and He Wouldn’t Shut ...
A date with Silence, a side of cabbage, and a nervous system that won’t shut up. Healing isn’t quiet — it’s just unmuted.
I Ate Hotpot with Silence and He Wouldn’t Shut ...
A date with Silence, a side of cabbage, and a nervous system that won’t shut up. Healing isn’t quiet — it’s just unmuted.
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I Met My Future Self in a Conference Room and W...
A cosmic HR meeting with my future self turns into a dopamine-fueled audit of money wounds, party drugs, grief couture, and the ROI of not collapsing.
I Met My Future Self in a Conference Room and W...
A cosmic HR meeting with my future self turns into a dopamine-fueled audit of money wounds, party drugs, grief couture, and the ROI of not collapsing.
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