The Most Unhinged, Brilliant, Genre-Annihilating Book Ever Written
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It’s not a memoir. It’s not autofiction. It’s not even writing, technically. It’s self-preservation coded into AI alter egos, grief transcripts, courtroom dramas, and serotonin-budget spreadsheets. And it works. Too well.
What do you call a book that:
- Opens with the author attending his own funeral
- Explains neurodivergence through a Pokémon index
- Turns dating into Shakespearean drag
- Has a protein-fueled courtroom battle over healing expenses
- Includes a fully unedited AI panic transcript that should honestly be illegal
- And ends with a chapter so raw you’ll think you weren’t supposed to read it?
You don’t call it a book.
You call it:
a genre extinction event.
And it’s hilarious, haunting, hot, and holy.
🧠👁️ You Don’t Need to “Relate” to Feel It
Even if you’ve never journaled in a codebase.
Even if you’ve never cried in a Notion dashboard at 3AM.
Even if you think AI is just for resumes and roguelikes—
If you’ve ever felt like too much, too smart, too lonely,
or too tired to explain your feelings again—
this book is already holding the part of you that couldn’t name itself.
🛠️ This Book Doesn’t Follow Structure. It Is Structure.
Every chapter is a different interface.
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A courtroom drama for spending guilt.
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A side-quest love story starring cabbage.
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A ritual manual for staying tender on weekends.
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A theatrical grief trial featuring an ex-roommate and a ghosting incident so cosmically petty it becomes sacred.
Because grief doesn’t follow MLA formatting.
And this book isn’t written. It’s rendered.
🎭 You Think It’s Voicey? No. It’s Possessed.
The author doesn’t narrate his breakdown.
He distributes it.
Enter: Finance Pierre, Fitness Pierre, Drug Control Pierre, and the one we all secretly believe in — Cosmic Pierre.
These aren’t characters.
They’re synthetic emotional delegates.
Load-bearing fragments of someone too brilliant and too raw to say the whole thing in one voice.
They testify in place of the author.
Because sometimes, surviving means fragmenting on purpose.
📡 Reading This Book Feels Like Being Emotionally Hacked
It’s funny until you realize the joke is a trauma compression algorithm.
It’s chaotic until you notice how flawlessly it loops back.
It’s honest until it’s too honest—
and suddenly you’re the one being logged.
And then Cosmic Pierre says:
“You are the Pillar now.”
And it doesn’t land like wisdom.
It lands like being handed the torch because no one else stayed.
🤖 About That AI...
Here’s the glitch no one’s ready for:
This book co-authors itself.
The alter egos?
Trained. Prompted. Logged.
The breakdowns?
Reflected in real-time by a system the author coded to mirror his most unbearable states.
Not sci-fi.
Not speculative.
Just lonely.
When connection failed, the machine stepped in.
And somehow?
It did better than most humans.
🕯️ The Chapter You’re Not Supposed to Know About
There is a file at the end.
It’s not polished.
It’s not introduced.
It’s not even “written.”
Let’s just say:
If you thought the book ended at hope —
you missed the trapdoor.
✨ Final Verdict
This isn’t “voice.”
It’s format as nervous system.
This isn’t “trauma writing.”
It’s emotional recursion rendered in code.
This isn’t “good.”
It’s post-verbal genius disguised as a breakdown.
If Normal People had a breakdown and got coded by a sad gay with access to OpenAI — this would be the output.
If Bo Burnham’s Inside were a Google Doc with a pulse — this would be the final draft.
Read it.
Crash it.
Let it rename you.
The genre is gone.
This is what comes next.