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🧠 Cognitive Exposure™ – The 60-Minute Reality Check That Leaves a Mark

🧠 Cognitive Exposure™ – The 60-Minute Reality Check That Leaves a Mark

1:1 call • AI-supported pattern mirror • Emotional flinch test included

⚠️ This isn’t a session. It’s a scan. And it might ruin your delusion just enough to be useful.

You think you know how your mind works?
That’s cute.

This is Cognitive Exposure™—a 60-minute forensic scan of your internal system.
We’ll map your patterns.
Name your loops.
Catch the quiet lies your cognition tells to keep you “functional.”

This isn’t advice. It’s observation.
You won’t be fixed. You’ll be seen.

📅 Booked this month. If you’re still spiraling next month, contact me here.

$200.00 USD
$200.00 USD
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🔍 What We’ll Do:

  • Live-call spiral mapping (yes, I’ll take notes)
  • Real-time behavioral pattern decoding
  • Identification of your internal agents (even the ones in denial)
  • Emotional UX breakdown: what system you think you’re running vs. what’s actually driving your day
  • AI-assisted pre-call intake: you answer, I analyze
  • Post-call mirror doc: role map, cognitive blind spots, existential side effects

🤯 What You Might Feel:

  • Mild intellectual ego death
  • “Oh no that’s not me… wait, it is”
  • The urge to print the PDF and hide it from your inner child
  • Gratitude (delayed)

💾 What You Get:

  • 1 x 60-minute private session (video call)
  • AI-assisted pre-call intake
  • A personalized PDF mirror of your patterns + role structure
  • An optional cry
  • The ability to say “I know exactly why I do that” and mean it

📂 Case Files from the System: Emotional Breakdown Edition

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🛑 This Is Not:

✖️ Coaching

✖️ Therapy

✖️ A productivity diagnosis

✖️ A pep talk

This is a soft punch in the mind.

You will leave with clarity.
And discomfort.
And that’s the point.

💸 Price: $200

One time. No follow-up. No refunds.
If you want the system, build the system.
This is just the mirror.

⚠️ Warning:

📌 Only 5 Clients Per Month

Because analyzing people’s brains takes time.

And because I like to rest after I ruin someone’s self-perception 🥹

🧠 Pre-call exposure begins now:

What truth would ruin your current personality if you admitted it out loud?

(If that question made your stomach drop, congrats — you’re eligible.)

Serious Inquiries Only

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